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[Street News] Top 5 Weekly Recap: Stevie Wonder is having triplets and Erykah Badu flops in Time Square?!

5.  I WILL REMEMBER YOU…

THE DEATH TOLL is rising especially if you’re a “celebrity” or someone that everyone knows in the words of Roxy Hart from CHICAGO. AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY actress Misty Upham was found dead along the river in Washington State earlier this week. Latin actress Elizabeth Pena, who was last seen on MODERN FAMILY died of a brief undisclosed illness also this week. Saturday Night Live alum Jan Hooks also succumbed to undisclosed illness recently as well. Our prayers are with their family as they go through this time of grieving and moving on.

4.   FOR ONCE IN “OUR” LIVES…

I guess Viagra is working and babies are still being created even in a man’s advanced age. According to sources R&B legend 64 years-young Stevie Wonder is about to be a father again for the seventh, eighth and ninth time, yass to triplets, with his 25 year old fiancé. He just called to say…he is going to be bringing new life into the world when many his age are retired, chillin, and wondering where that social security check is located. Well keep up the good work and popping out them albums Mr. Stevie, cause you got some more mouths to feed.

3.  CABLE WHAT? CABLE WHO?

Pretty soon all you would need to access your favorite shows is an internet connection, a lap top, smart tv or a HDMI compatible device such as GOOGLE CHROME to watch them. HBO has announced that as early as next year customers will be able to stream their show of choice without having to have purchased the channel on their cable package.  CBS has followed suit, and it’s only a matter of time before commodity purchasing will take the technology market by storm.  Seems like the days of HAVING TO HAVE ANIMAL PLANET in order to watch the I.D. Channel are coming to an end.

2.  A DECENT TIP? RIGHT?

Going “undercover” last week, Neo-Soul Performer Erykah Badu took to the streets of Time Square in NYC to perform as a street performer. Recording the event, Erykah said that this was a social experiment and was no statement on homelessness or people who do this daily. The singer, who hasn’t put out an album in some time made an outstanding $3.60. To this the singer was proud. But in actuality that’s probably how much the singer made on the last c.d. she released. Watch for yourself in the video above.

1.   DADDY! MAKE HIM SAY SORRY…

Twitter, Instagram and Facebook were on fire last week as the beef between Snoop Dog and Iggy Azalea played out. The ending result was that of Snoop Dog apologizing to the T.I. repped “rapper”. The beef started harmless as anything else by Snoop posting a picture of an albino woman with braids with a captioned that stated, “Iggy Azalea without makeup.” To this Iggy got her panties in a bunch and questioned the rapper about their relationship and the fact that she is always so nice to him when they run into each other in the streets. Snoop popped back at her, and she in turn did the same.  This went back and forth for a while until T.I. stepped his FATHER KNOWS BEST game up and asked Snoop to apologize, which he did. That was so FANCY of him…

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Finally, The Top 11 ANSWERS to Jadakiss’ “Why”

Back in 2004 rapper Jadakiss came out with his catchy single “Why” featuring Anthony Hamilton. In the song he questioned pop-culture itself, raising awareness and speaking what was on most of our minds. Let’s face it, the new millennium threw all of us for a spin with cheesy fashion trends, thousands of one hit wonders and a government we all want to forget! By him dealing with the 2000’s and the decade’s most influential moments, here are the answers to the top 11 questions from Jadakiss’ – “Why”.
1. Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?
360 deals do suck, but really why is McDonalds still in business if their food doesn’t mold after 360 days? CDC? FBI? USDA?.. I need that answer first.
2. Why you ain’t stackin’ instead of tryin’ to be fly?
The 2000’s were full of cheesy style. It’s when hip hop took over the fashion industry and ANY and EVERY body wanted a piece. Why save money when you can buy a FUBU jersey or dress like Allen Iverson on the bench?
3. Why they kill Tupac n’ Chris?
Too early for illuminati suspicions so let’s call Puff on that one.
4. Why did Kobe have to hit that raw? Why did he kiss that whore? Why?
He signed up for his free retreat to the “White Women Society”, No other reason. 
5. Why did Bush knock down the towers?
Why he did it, scared money don’t make no money. He was the decades most certified gangsta. 
6. Why Aaliyah have to take that flight?
To make the Rock The Boat video. Thanks for that visual baby-girl, we miss you. 
7. Why they gotta open your package and read your mail?
Because anthrax or cell phones for cell block selfies is NOT acceptable.
8. And why do niggaz lie in 85% percent of they rhymes?
This goes back to #2, the 2000’s was the decade where frontin’ became the norm, just ask Ja Rule baybeeehh.
9. Why they let the terminator win the election? Come on, pay attention.
No seriously, they wanted the state of California to be terminated. 
10. Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar?
Like c’mon, did you see that sex scene? It was pretty, well.. Oscar worthy. “Make me feel good” lol
11. Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it?
I didn’t mind bad ass Denzel, plus, King Kong ain’t got nothing on him!
For more unanswered questions, check out the video here. These are the things that make you go “hmmm”. Let us know your answers in the comments below!
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[Street News] Top 5 Weekly Recap: Raven Symone tells Oprah she’s not African-American and Walmart almost killed Tracy Morgan

5.  Young Hollywood…

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunas have taken this That 70s Show reunion to another level as they have produced That 2014’s baby. They welcome a baby girl Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher last week right on time and in perfect health. The TWO AND HALF MEN star has been teasing the public by releasing random baby pics and those of a dog and a llama on Instagram to thwart those who are trying to get a glimpse at the latest instant MILLIONAIRE. Congratulations to the happy couple.  You know Demi Moore is somewhere about to check into rehab…Oh, No…

4. I’m not African American, says the mixed black girl…

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After starring on The Cosby Show to Thats So Raven, child star Raven Symone went out to talk to Oprah about her being categorized and classified as a “Lesbian” and “African American”. Basically stating that she wants to be seen as a human who loves humans so to speak. An every thing for everybody type of person. That’s cool and I don’t judge her it’s just so far left for a far right or even the older generations to understand. She also came out to say she’s not African American simply because she doesn’t know where in Africa or wherever else her roots come from, something we all cant really put a finger on but Oprah as well as Twitter and the entire world had an opinion about it. You know when mama Oprah calls on you to speak, you better watch what you say!

3.  Drake knocks the Beatles off of their Billboard!

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From all the buzz going around the internet with Drake throwing the #HoodGrammys on social media (more so Instagram) there’s something worthy of applause that most people looked over. Drake, rapper/ actor, has surpassed the record holding -hit group, The Beatles, earning his 72nd spot on Billboards Hot 100 chart surpassing them in 8th place. Good job Aubrey! He can keep a hit single on the charts but he can’t keep a woman, eh, but he don’t need no award for that (Trophies).

2.  That’s the way to deflect…

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Walmart has officially released a statement regarding the accident that left comedian and actor Tracy Morgan great bodily harm. The company ostentatiously stated that if Mr. Morgan had been wearing his seatbelt, that most of his bodily injuries would not have occurred. Let me get this right. So, basically Walmart is blaming Tracy Morgan for the accident? Lest us not forget the world’s largest retailer, that if their driver had had adequate sleep, he wouldn’t have fallen asleep on the road and crashed into Mr. Morgan, thus killing his friend and badly injuring the star. This just seems like a mangled mess and I’m not just talking about that car or truck either.

1.  No shot for that, yet?.

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A Texas Hospital is on high alert as well as the CDC in Atlanta as they are trying to control an Ebola outbreak from taking place here in these United States of America. Patients in Liberia, Africa had died weeks ago, and the patient that began to exhibit those symptoms in Texas was apparently on vacation in the African country. To add insult to injury, the patient even told the staff that he had visited the country, and the nursing and doctor team released him promptly stating that he could just have a small cold. To their surprise, the patient is now in critical condition and could be dead within days. Let’s be vigilant and keep this thing under control CDC, we don’t need to control population this way.

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[Street News] Top 5 Weekly Recap: Cheating, Drugs, Divorce & Madea is Pregnant!?

5. News no one really cares about…maybe in IOWA…

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Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Chris Jenner. He is now free to become the woman we all know he wants to be. In other Kardashian news, Kim was nearly mauled by an overzealous fan/reporter who was trying to take Kim down to the ground with him, and failed miserably, damn it HE WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL!  The reporter, who has had whacky run-ins with celebrities as of yet, and even has been banned from coming to the United States stated that he was just trying to get Kim’s attention and was not trying to harm her. *SIDE EYE* (He could have tried harder).

4.  Runaway from the television…

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Not even a million people tuned into the watch last Saturday’s ON THE RUN TOUR Featuring Queen B and Jigga.  Many are assuming that it was because of their over saturation of the media and the fact that they have been on tour FOREVER and that everyone that is anyone has seen this damn show whether it be in clips, online video or the actual concert itself.  It was entertaining for the most part for the 800,000 or so viewers that tuned in. But many of the viewers at home rather had watched THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE, reruns of BIG BANG THEORY and 48 HOURS all which beat the concert in demos. Maybe the Carters need to go sat down, in the infamous words of Madea, and let us have a break from the fabulousness of Beyonce and the swag of Jay-Z.

3. Madea is Pregant…

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Well Tyler Perry is claiming that he’s having a baby with his Ethopian model on and off again girlfriend. Perry, who turned 45 recently and had a huge birthday blow out at his mansion with Stevie Wonder, LeAnne Rhimes and many others, surprised the crowd with news that he was expecting a baby soon. Now I’m no expert at biology, and I sure as hell haven’t seen a vagina in quite some time, but doesn’t it take a man and a woman to have sex to have a baby? No t- no shade, just asking.

2. Break up, to break up…

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Break ups are running rampant in the celebrity world. Wiz Kalifa and Amber Rose are calling it quit, amidst rumors that HE was cheating on her .Child, this should be a very big scandal as she is asking for a million dollars, spousal support and full custody of Baby Bash. And on top of that, she’s being accused of boning Nick Cannon. Child, could you imagine the twins and Bash playing together as one happy family?  And on the horizon Keisha Cole and Birdman (they are together) might be on the rocks after Keisha decided to go all Mortal Kombat on the girl who he was allegedly cheating with, and was arrested for assault. Child!

  1. 1. When all else fails, QUIT!!!!
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An Alaska news anchor threw up the deuces and literally said “FUCK IT I QUIT” live on the air to go work for the marijuana industry that is growing and in protest of said industry. In other news Kennan Thompson, who grew up before our eyes on ALL THAT, is quitting his current post as one of the few African-Americans on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. And in Sports news Derek Jeter has quit baseball, well retired, after 19 years. And in FIRING news, Rosci Diaz who was on 106 and Park and hired by Entertainment Tonight, has been let go amid what they are calling a production change at the show. Hmm, more of those developments to come.

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