Back in 2004 rapper Jadakiss came out with his catchy single “Why” featuring Anthony Hamilton. In the song he questioned pop-culture itself, raising awareness and speaking what was on most of our minds. Let’s face it, the new millennium threw all of us for a spin with cheesy fashion trends, thousands of one hit wonders and a government we all want to forget! By him dealing with the 2000’s and the decade’s most influential
moments, here are the answers to the top 11 questions from Jadakiss’ – “Why”.
1. Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?
360 deals do suck, but really why is McDonalds still in business if their food doesn’t mold after 360 days? CDC? FBI? USDA?.. I need that answer first.
2. Why you ain’t stackin’ instead of tryin’ to be fly?
The 2000’s were full of cheesy style. It’s when hip hop took over the fashion industry and ANY and EVERY body wanted a piece. Why save money when you can buy a FUBU jersey or dress like Allen Iverson on the bench?
3. Why they kill Tupac n’ Chris?
Too early for illuminati suspicions so let’s call Puff on that one.
4. Why did Kobe have to hit that raw? Why did he kiss that whore? Why?
He signed up for his free retreat to the “White Women Society”, No other reason.
5. Why did Bush knock down the towers?
Why he did it, scared money don’t make no money. He was the decades most certified gangsta.
6. Why Aaliyah have to take that flight?
To make the Rock The Boat video. Thanks for that visual baby-girl, we miss you.
7. Why they gotta open your package and read your mail?
Because anthrax or cell phones for cell block selfies is NOT acceptable.
8. And why do niggaz lie in 85% percent of they rhymes?
This goes back to #2, the 2000’s was the decade where frontin’ became the norm, just ask Ja Rule baybeeehh.
9. Why they let the terminator win the election? Come on, pay attention.
No seriously, they wanted the state of California to be terminated.
10. Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar?
Like c’mon, did you see that sex scene? It was pretty, well.. Oscar worthy. “Make me feel good” lol
11. Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it?
I didn’t mind bad ass Denzel, plus, King Kong ain’t got nothing on him!
For more unanswered questions, check out the video here. These are the things that make you go “hmmm”. Let us know your answers in the comments below!